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WhatsApp University: Where Wisdom Comes in Forwards

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Last updated: September 15, 2024 8:40 pm
Editor Published September 15, 2024
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Avinash Azad

In the land of ancient wisdom and cutting-edge technology, a new beacon of knowledge has emerged, revolutionizing education as we know it. Say goodbye to dusty libraries and hello to the glowing screens of WhatsApp University, where enlightenment is just a forward away.

Gone are the days when students had to endure the tedium of reading books, analyzing data, or engaging in critical thinking. Now, thanks to the visionary ‘professors’ of WhatsApp University, knowledge flows freely through the digital ether, unencumbered by such archaic concepts as peer review or fact-checking (to read, check, and give your opinion about something that has been written by another expert).”

At the helm of this intellectual renaissance are the self-appointed sages of the smartphone era. Armed with nothing more than a data plan and an itchy forwarding finger, these modern-day Aristotles dispense wisdom on everything from quantum physics to ancient history, often in the same message.

Take, for instance, the groundbreaking medical research conducted in WhatsApp’s virtual labs. Here, garlic doesn’t just ward off vampires; it cures cancer too! Forget chemotherapy, simply forward this message to twenty friends, and watch tumors disappear faster than your phone’s battery life. The Nobel committee must be scratching their heads, wondering how they missed these breakthrough discoveries happening right under their noses (or should we say, in their pockets?).

But WhatsApp University’s curriculum isn’t limited to medicine. Its history department has unearthed truths that have eluded scholars for centuries. Did you know that ancient Indians invented not only the zero but also zero gravity? It’s true! Just ask that uncle who always starts his messages with “This is not a forwarded message, I wrote it myself.” Who needs carbon dating when you have the unimpeachable source of a WhatsApp group admin?

Politics, naturally, is a hot topic in these hallowed digital halls. Complex geopolitical issues are distilled into easily digestible memes, ensuring that even the most attention-deficit student can become a foreign policy expert between TikTok videos.

International relations have never been simpler: countries are either “with us” or “anti-national,” depending on how many flag emojis accompany their mention in the latest viral message.

The beauty of WhatsApp University lies in its inclusivity. Here, everyone’s an expert, especially on subjects they’ve never studied. Physicists? Mere amateurs compared to the uncle who can explain how 5G causes everything from baldness to bad luck. Climate scientists? Clearly not as informed as the neighbor who declares global warming a hoax every time it snows.

In this bastion of alternative learning, traditional metrics of academic success are obsolete. Grades are replaced by the number of group chats you’re part of, and your thesis is judged not by a panel of experts but by how many times it’s been forwarded. Peer review? That’s what the “Read by” checkmarks are for!

The impact of WhatsApp University on society cannot be overstated. Critical thinking, once considered a cornerstone of education, has been reclassified as a Western conspiracy to confuse the masses. Skepticism is seen as a sign of weakness, while blind faith in forwarded messages is the mark of a true intellectual.

As for the country’s actual universities, with their tedious emphasis on research and verification, they now seem quaint relics of a bygone era. Why spend years studying when you can become an expert overnight with just one well-crafted forward?

In this brave new world of instant expertise, the phrase “knowledge is power” has been thoroughly redefined. Power no longer lies in what you know, but in how quickly you can spread what you think you know to others who know even less.

So the next time you receive a message claiming that drinking hot water cures all ailments or that the Earth is actually shaped like a samosa, don’t dismiss it. Embrace it! For you might just be witnessing the birth of the next great thesis from the illustrious halls of WhatsApp University, where facts are optional, but forwards are forever.

……..a satire.

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